"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. It takes up a  lot of your time. I mean, life is tough. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus??! I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy. go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol. You party. You get ready for high school. You go to primary school. You become a kid . You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby. you go back. you spend your 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating. Spa room service on tap, then you end up as an orgasm!!!!!

   -George Constanza